A listicle of lists
My name is Kylie and I am a list addict. No, I didn’t misspell lust. I really am that boring.
Don’t worry though, it’s not the only thing I’m addicted to. Just the only one I’ll be writing about today.
The list
Weekly To Do
Yearly To Do
My Enemies
Birthdays
People with STDs
My Misdemeanors
Presents
Things I f**ked up
Checking Accounts/Balances
Places I’m Banned From
Stocks/EFTs
Summer Vacation Ideas
Winter Vacation Ideas
Plastic Surgery I Want
Plastic Surgery I Need
Ways To Get Health Insurance
The Worst Kissers
Active Restraining Orders
Restraining Orders About To Expire
Articles to Write
Publications to Submit To
People That Have Pissed Me Off, Volumes 1–78
Chores For My Husband To Never Complete
Yearly Home Maintenance
Car Maintenance Checklist
Yearly Self Care
Daily Self Care
Mosaic Projects
Website To Do
WTF Is SEO?
Cats I Don’t Like
Revenge Tactics — Legal
I could go on for hours, but I feel like I should ease you into this for multiple reasons.
I hope you found some use out of my list of lists. My lists have served me well and are the main reason that I am the mediocre success that I am today. If I spent half as much energy accomplishing goals in lieu of listing them, I could probably be a lot more successful.
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