Kylie’s Latest Blog Posts

  • 3 Ways To Let Down That Man At The Gas Station
    How to let him know you can’t love him like he deserves I am a creature of routine. Every morning, I stop at the same gas station on the way to work to get my coffee or snacks or gas. Yes, I know this is a frivolous expense. I decided to cut corners elsewhere, OK? Back off. Anyway, […]
  • 9 Valuable Hacks To Make Cleaning Absolutely Easy
    We have to clean, but we don’t have to like it More cleaning tips and hacks from the laziest housekeeper in America or, quite possibly, the world. You are welcome in advance. If there is a lazy, fast way to clean something, I’ll find out about it. And then, I’ll write an article about it. There are actually […]
  • Amazing Tested Responses For Rejecting Dumb Pick Up Lines
    When a simple no will not suffice I like the smell of the autumn air, the taste of wine, the sound of a baby laughing, and the sight of a douchebag getting put in his place. Don’t get me wrong. I am not a mean or evil person. But, as someone with a vagina, I get tired of […]
  • How Tragedy Turned My Life Around Positively
    My sister’s death from cancer opened my eyes to life “Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.” — T.S. Elliot My sister’s death from sudden, aggressive lung cancer changed who I am as a person forever. I know, without a doubt, that I will never be the same […]
  • My 7 Favorite Dave Ramsey Tips
    I wish I could be his obnoxious, female equivalent Almost everybody knows who Dave Ramsey is. No, he’s not Jon Benet’s father. I’m talking about Dave Ramsey, financial expert and advisor extraordinaire. He is the financial world’s equivalent to Dr. Phil. He is able to convey financial and money matters in a way that all who hear it […]
  • How To Know You’re Successful
    The Subtle Signs Of Success Yellow mustard or Dijon? I think you know the answer to that question Success is a stalker. He eases up behind you without any notice if you’re not paying attention. And you won’t be paying attention because, to gain success, you’ll be hard at work. Sometimes, we are so hard at work we […]
  • The Startling Death Of My Son’s Best Friend
    Hold your loved ones tight. We never know when a moment will be the last.
  • One Year Later, My Husband Is Still The Best
    Today is my one year wedding anniversary. I don’t love him the same, I love him more. He has been my rock through countless crap that 2020 and 2021, so far, has thrown at us. I can only hope to repay him one day. I can definitely say that God saved the best for last, in my case. […]
  • Finding Peace In Art
    As I am going through some health/mental issues, I have been surprised with how much art has helped me. I have never been very good at it, but it can be learned just as any other skill. for the time being, I am just using art to cope with all the changes in my life. I have every […]
  • What The F**k Is Happening?
    What happened during these peoples formative years to make them turn out like this? At what point did they decide a foot was a sexualized object? Beyond that, do they fantasize about marrying a foot? Do they want to date the foot? Or is it just another thing to assault with a penis?
  • 5 Ways I Have Gained Control Of My Spending Habits
    The poverty mindset, to me, means you live with a fight or flight mentality with money. You live each day as it comes with no preparations for the future.
  • 5 Simple Ways To Gain Massive Street Cred
    Gangster is subjective. We are women. We are moms. We will f**k up anyone from any street.
  • A List Of My Lists For The List Addict
    I hope you found some use out of my list. My lists have served me well and are the main reason that I am the mediocre success that I am today. If I spent half as much energy accomplishing goals in lieu of listing them, I could probably be a lot more successful.
  • 4 Fun Ways To Embarrass Your Children
    We are going to pay for therapy anyway.
  • Sarcasm Is My Love Language
    Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. Is gentle scorn or sarcasm really worse than public displays of affection? I don’t think so. Apparently, I am in the minority with this view. I would much rather roast someone than hug them. Sarcasm is how I show my love. In other words, it is my […]
  • Mistakes In The Morning Can Affect The Entire Day
    Failure is what I’m good at when it comes to mornings. It’s not just waking up that does me in. It’s dressing. It’s eating breakfast. It’s functioning in general. The main issue is just staying awake.
  • Examples Of Aggressive And Passive Aggressive Behaviors
    Many people, specifically my children, do not know the difference between being aggressive and being passive aggression. So, I am here to educate the masses, but primarily them.

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